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Dear Gym New Year's Resolutioners...

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Jan. 2nd, 2010 | 11:55 am

Dear Gym New Year's Resolutioners,

Let's be honest. This month every year sucks for both of us. You and your hundreds of similarly minded friends drag yourselves reluctantly into the gym at peak hours. You grumble about the crowds. You don't wash off the machines you sweat all over. More importantly, you don't want to be there. You're a New Year's resolutioner. You made this resolution because a) After a month and a half of cookies and rich food, you were feeling fat in your New Years Eve cocktail dress, and b) You were drunk.

Your presence makes my life miserable too. You take up all the parking spots. You take up all the machines, going at a snail's pace, while reading Harry Potter and drinking a Starbuck's frappacinno.

Let's make 2010's New Year's Resolution something we can both enjoy. Just resolve to not go to the gym and spare yourself the misery. This in turn makes me less homicidal when I want to run and it also saves you your gym membership money, because let's face it..by February you're not going to step foot in this gym again anyway.



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from: kaige_of_ct
date: Jan. 2nd, 2010 05:38 pm (UTC)

It's hell for about a month. If I were them and serious about the gym, I'd join after February! January is a bust.

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