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Everything I've discovered about myself this year, I've learned from my cat.

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Dec. 30th, 2009 | 01:11 am

- Don't chase me. I'll hide under the bed.

- Climbing just because I can is a good enough reason to climb things.

- Napping in the sun IS a productive way to spend one's day, and you can't tell me otherwise.

- Sometimes I love you. Sometimes I just want the snack you're holding.

- If you don't want me to torture you, stop acting like a mouse.

- I realize I have a bed. I would rather sleep on you. Your cooperation is welcome but not necessary.

- If you hurt my feelings I will ignore you for a very long time. Except when I'm waking you up promptly at 5am by stepping on your face. Don't blame me, you brought this punishment upon yourself.

- Whatever ungraceful thing I did just then? It either didn't happen or I meant to do it.

- I'm not fat, I'm fluffy.

- If I don't like your boyfriend it won't be a mystery to you or him.

- I will do exactly as you say....until you leave the room.

- Just because I allow Person A to hug/squeeze/pet/me..does not mean Person B's attempt at doing so won't result in severe lacerations to the face.

- Thorough grooming is essential. Don't rush my hair routine.

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guy_todd

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from: guy_todd
date: Dec. 30th, 2009 05:10 pm (UTC)
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Words o' wisdom! ^_^

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chris

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from: chris_warrior
date: Dec. 30th, 2009 07:51 pm (UTC)
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Just because I allow Person A to hug/squeeze/pet/me..does not mean Person B's attempt at doing so won't result in severe lacerations to the face.

yep. absolutely.

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Steven DeFord

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from: willworker
date: Jan. 17th, 2010 02:00 am (UTC)
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"- Climbing just because I can is a good enough reason to climb things."

Yay rock climbing! When "Because it was there" is too much, and "Because I went to where it was" is what you do. :)

Steve (friend of chris_warrior

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