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My weekend can be summed up as follows...

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Aug. 9th, 2010 | 09:06 am
mood: tiredtired

Vegetables. Fire. S'mores. Pleather. Wax. Caramel. And Matt's abused genitalia.

Oh, I also met a nice chick named Erica who was my fire tending wingman for the most of the evening.



[Sean touching the blade of an electric chain saw]
Erin: Wait, let me get this on video for youtube. This should be catastrophic.
Erica: [cringe]

Erin: You should have married me. [indicates nice fire I built to Jodi]
Jodi: You're right, you're are clearly more useful.
Erin: You mean in comparison to your husband inside barking like a dog? Well, the bar wasn't set high.

Matt: Types of pie..
Sean: Cherry
Janice: Apple
Brian S.: Poontang!
Matt: [facepalm]

Matt: NO ONE IS LASERING MY JUNK
[Erin, Monique and Jodi continue discussing various ways of ripping Matt's body hair off]
[5 minutes later..]
Matt: Oh god, this is going to happen..and it's going to hurt.

Brian S: What the fuck did she just say?
Matt: She said she wants to have sex with you. Right now.
Brian S: No it didn't sound like that. Or my pants would be off.

And finally, the pair of hideous plastic pants I found at Walmart while going with Jodi to buy wood. Mind you, we found them in the girl's junior section. Swedis decided to put them on and proceeded to booty clap and grind on horrified spectators.

Cost of pleather pants: $1 (no really, they were a DOLLAR)
The horror on Matt and Menard's faces?: Priceless.

Note: That's Brian screaming for Erica who was out by the fire, oblivious to what was about to be modeled for her. Poor Erica.


See what you missed Monique? Tsk.

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chris

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from: chris_warrior
date: Aug. 9th, 2010 02:04 pm (UTC)
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all i can think is "This girl will put a video of one of her bosom friends wearing pleather pants onto YouTube. Just imagine what she'd do to her enemies."

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Erin

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from: kaige_of_ct
date: Aug. 9th, 2010 02:14 pm (UTC)
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Yes well, in this instance the line between friend and enemy is fairly blurred.

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frost_faerie

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from: frost_faerie
date: Aug. 11th, 2010 01:58 am (UTC)
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OMFGBBQ - you actually DID put it on YouTube! Does he know this????

Erica is on here btw - she's dharklady.

Saturday was so. much. fun. I sorely needed that.

You forgot the best part: CrackAndSack! And Matt's intensely horrified "No one is waxing my taint!!!"

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Erin

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from: kaige_of_ct
date: Aug. 11th, 2010 03:25 am (UTC)
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I have no idea if he knows :) He's not on any of my friend lists anymore. :) To my credit, I made the video not searchable. You have to have the direct link to access it. So it won't show up on Tosh.0

And yes, Saturday was fun. We need more fun like that more often. Kearsley should start playing more in Manchester again.

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